Here's Emma Heming, Bruce Willis' wife just in case some of you don`t know. Well, I am not really sure of what she does for a living, you know, I mean her job, her expertise. But I am guessing she`s an actress too, like Bruce, or may be she`s a model. I may be ignorant, but that only concludes how minor her reputation is.

I adore the BLACKS here again, like TOTALLY *DELICIOUS*!
The Big Furry Tee Coat with a big Bow, the really exaggerating glove, the gold belt that looks really tight and suffocating; created this slim straight length to her already long torso, the Tight Latex Skirt which really bores me none! AND THE REALLY ODD BUT DELICIOUS HOOF-LOOKING HEELS!! OH MY GAWD! DIGGIN` THAT! (But it doesn`t look comfortable to walk in right? WHO CARES!!) Goodnessnessness What a beautiful combination, totally a work of art! So surreal it`s giving me orgasm now!
*lie down flat looking uber DELICIOUS (like the next photo)*

Yep, you guessed it, the hum*ji looking guy who`s crouching at the corner, wearing this hot red gloves is none other than our actionpack actor, Bruce Willis.. And and and the one lying flat on some angst-looking rooftop floor, riightttt across the hum*ji Bruce is his wife, ME. Joking. It`s Emma.
This time, I`m really, seriously, tremedously, monstrously, hupendously, gozillously, errously, digging the Red Gloves, The Latex One Piece on her body, The High High Booty Heels which are going to walk all over you, the Triple Size Chains around her neck, BUT not the ugly thing on her head. If she`s going go swimming after the shoot she better not ironically lie on the rooftop like some dead fish waiting to be barbequed by the really not strong-at-all light. It's gonna so-not impress me if she`s trying to pull that stunt. Argh! I really want that boots lah! TAKE IT OFF AND GIVE EM TO ME!! ME!! MEEEEEEEE WILL GORENG PISAN YOU!!!

Aww.. So nice.. So sweeeet..

I mean the LATEX HIGH COLLAR SHIRT! LATEX GLOVES! THE HIGH HIGH TALL BOOTS which.. this time it ain`t gonna walk all over you, it`s gonna stab you!! Lookat the shoe front carefully. Instead of pointing out front, it`s pointing out hind. Totally creative! Looooooveeee it!! OMG!! GIVE ME GIVE ME! OR I`MA MEEE GORENG YOU THIS TIME!!
Where to buy this shit man.. I WANT ONE!
ERGH! SO FRUSTRATING BUT I CAN`T STOP!

Lovely. What does it symbolizes anyway? S&M? The ignorant man having sex with a slim, skinny Gorilla who is wearing this Latex Belty/full of Studs Corset-like top? Hmm.. Ooookay. So-so, I appreciate the surreality of this concept, and I do like the idea of the fur coat. Just that, it boggers my mind all the while.. Is it stuffy in there? Can you see a shit? Where`s tha man, sister? And.. Is that a radar on your head? Sex-O-Meter??

Seriously, I love this shit. It`s totally driving me crazy now. The sex explicit photos is definitely not one of the reasons why I`m getting so excited though. I`m impotent (that`s not true), guys, so I`m not that pervertish person you think I am. OI!! Actually, I`m really glad that some brave dudes and dudettes have that guts to do this, make these really cool fashion. It`s totally a statement, a label, a validation, a certification! Kudos! Bravo! Very Surreal somemore, love the dark feeling, dark side, totally ma world!! A world I could relate.

I appreciate the passion really. Nothing comforts a woman more than to know that there`s at least some man out there totally devoted to the wife, and that he`d never mind doing things together with her, even if it means for him to wear only a pair of underwear and getting publicized to the whole wide world. Really, that`s really oh so sweet.

If I ever did mention I'm a big fan of Black, well let me mention again. I'll never grow tired of it, just like I'll never grow tired of being a poison-tongue watcher (sounds deadly right right right).
Lindsay Lohan huh. I've never grew sick of her style even for once since my first sight of her when she do this movie.. Uh, what is it again? Oh right, Drama Queen I guess, Oh right right, that, The Freaky Friday! Mean Girls! How would I ever forget that? And if I remember correctly, the last one I watched was actually Just my Luck.

BUT! This ain't about how notorious she is, how bad she became or how worse it is now, THAT is none of my business, and none of my concern, AND totally irrelevant to my blog objective (I've actually got to try real hard to concentrate at times to carry out my duties. Sobs). Because I'd really love to share with you her latest gossips and stuffsssssssss BUTTTTTT!!
`Ping! Pong!` Back to Businessnessnessness..

A Straw White hat with black band over her long flowy hair which creates this really relax-look, totally my thang. A black length leather jacket, totally classy and intimidating. Not like She Who Must Be Obeyed though, but near! Leggings huh, it's not really that classy though, but I must emphasis how leggings work on some legs sometimes. The thin stretchable fabric really add no more thickness to the legs, and it shapes the legs nicely and SKINNILY! Much better choice compared to skinny Jeans I must agree.

wooo~ Sexay~ SLAVE ME!!!!! GODOFBLACK!!!
*DELICIOUS*

Kate Beckinsale has refused to show her bare ass in her new movie "Whiteout." It's not because she's shy or has a hairy ass. Kate seems think her ass is just too fat for the big screen. What ass?! Yeah, it's fucking gigantic. She makes Kim Kardashian's ass look a surfboard.
A source on the movie said, "Kate has a terrible self-image. She thinks she is fat and she is always complaining how certain outfits make her bottom look big. Of course, the reality is that she has the most amazing body. The script called for her character to be filmed nude in a shower, focusing in on her bottom and thighs. Kate insisted on a double being hired. She was quite open on the set about not liking her body and said she particularly loathed her bottom and was not comfortable baring it."Hopefully, she's one of those chicks that says shit like "I'm so fat," just so people can coo over them and say, "No, you're not!!! You're perfect." If not, then she's fucking certifiable.

However, I really love the white dress on her. Several times when we put ourselves really insecure self into such tight white dress, we fear bumpy shapes (I do too), and sometimes, you really see bumpy shapes, uneven lumps coming from all sides (except for boobies). I believed doing workouts will help a lot in holding the fats, because it worked for me. But I don't believe in it helping me shed the fats!
The most amazing thing is.. She's already a mother of a handful of devil's spawnings! Alright, I'm exaggerating, who cares. She's a MOTHER how did she stay so GOOD?! Gorgeous too! Ask me. I know. I will not disclose the secrets here! MUAHAHAHahahahaha

Honestly, this is purely for fun, nothing to do with Fashion. Just being a kaypoh.
However, we don't want to imagine what it looks like, do we? Hehehe.Totally dig the scarf and the hat !! That's the sole purpose I decided to spy on someone I'm really not interested in! That's all!



Wave Buhbye, Chris~

Oh my gawd. This is legal? You know I've seen female artistes going nude on magazine cover, or maybe Beckham with only an underwear with a bulge pressing against the thin fabric revealing his riped manhood (what the hell am I typing about).. Everything's FINE, CHRISTIANO RONALDO, DAVID BECKHAM, HUGH JACKMAN (drools), BRAD PITT (the one I loathe), TOM CRUISE (oh god, the science again) OR MAYBE LITTLE MADDOX! OR BABY JESUS (Madonna's new Squeeze) ! WHATEVER!!!!!! BUT ANOTHER ELTON JOHN WANNABE?! YOU'RE MAKING GOD WEEP! First Adam Lambert decided to disclose his gayhood, his obsession for pricks, then now this wannabe decides to appear outta nowhere? Don't mean to be rude man.. But you're killing originality and excitment~
Sacha Baron Cohen as his gay Austrian TV reporter Bruno does GQ's first nude cover. Images by Mark Seliger. More at GQ.

Here are the samples of the meant-to-offend Bruno messages, or... harassing questions, if you ask me. hehe

Dear Brüno,
Is it okay to “manscape” down there?
It’s more zan okay; it is most essential. Be careful if you do it yourself, though—yesterday ich tried to self-wax mein arschenhaller und glued meinself to ze bed. Manscaping ist important, but not as crucial as getting regular anal bleaching. If Brüno didn’t get his schmutziger arschenhaller bleached twice a month, his shtinker vould resemble Dizzy Gillespie during a trumpet solo. In Austria anal bleaching ist considered so important zat it’s paid for by ze state. In fact, you cannot run for office if you don’t have a vhite arschwitz. Indeed, ex-chancellor Kurt Waldheim vas elected on ze back of a prishtine anus. Zere are added benefits to getting ze bleaching—on my last session, mein beautician, Klaus, found ze long-lost head of a David Beckham action figure up zere.

Dear Brüno,
If forced to choose: Dolce or Gabbana?
Gabbana. Dolce is bald, so zere’s no hair to grab hold of.

Dear Brüno,
How would you define “Obama style”?
Firstly, ich vant to say zat I find Obama an inspiration—it gives me great hope zat, after years of struggle, someone can at last get to ze White House, despite being incredibly hot. On ze other hand, it’s slightly disappointing that he needed zat beard, Michelle, to help him—but vone shtep at a time. In terms of his style, he perfectly bridges Serious und Sexy...Oval Office und Oval Orifice.

Dear Brüno,
What do you sleep in?
In reality, ich sleep in a seaweed body wrap under a Zac Posen Navy-Cut Nightshirt. In mein dreams, ich sleep naked in a giant reed basket drifting slowly down ze Nile, cradled in ze arms of Daniel Radcliffe.Dear Brüno,
The United States military is constantly trying to update its battle gear in the field. Are there ways you would modify the current uniform?
In mein country it’s verboten for ze soldiers to shtup each other—as ein result, to keep ze cravings at bay, over 80 percent of ze Austrian army vear Dickorette patches as part of zeir uniform. Army uniforms have to change; camo zese days ist ein total nicht nicht. I mean come on, it hasn’t been on ze runvays for over fourteen seasons now! For spring-summer 2010, ich vould put ze U.S. Army in bright pastels und slogan T-shirts, stuff like “Soldier Boy” or “Shoot Me from Behind.”

You know, I really dislike writing stuffs like this, or see Celebrities being too fine with whatever. But I figured, entertainment. *drop shoulder* It's just like Hard Gay (oh my gawd, I love this guy) , doing all the thrusting moves on men but honestly.. He's not gay. Now I may have seen this guy somewhere before, and he kind of remind me of Ben Stiller(BUILD WISE!) but I don't really know anything about this guy. He's like some recent thing Australians seem to be proud of. Hallejulah!

More to come from this guy I guess. Well, we'll see each other pretty soon!

Bar Rafaeli on Italian GQ Magazine, ahh, goddess-like face and a body everyone would die for! Sorry Miranda Kerr ): I'll stop loving you today because of your inactivity recently. I had nothing to boast about you except for your past glory.. which`s like... er.. A couple of weeks ago? Sad to say luh, even though you're so beautiful, but sometimes I do forget how you look like (oops!)..

I adore that white dress, so goddess-like, so venus, so fit, so right, so soft yet it gives the right feeling! I want to make something like that too! Don't you just love the way she invites you with her alluring eyes?! And the way she bends and folds like a cat?! Wild!! I LOVE IT!



Sorrrrrry Miranda...
You look so sweet but sometimes you taste so weak..
Buhbye babylove..

Our notorious Disney Star gone bad did it again! It's been reported that she've been stealing things; hundred grands worth jewellery, or apparels from sponsors including Louis Vouitton, Gucci, you name it. It was said that the items would always disappear after the photoshoot, along with Lindsay's scent. Plus, several times or not, crew lady would have to grab the stuffs out of Lohan's bag and she'll stuff them in again, and then the crew lady will take it out again, and she'll stuff them in again.
Wow, seems like someone has got a job as an international thief. However the reported cases, sponsors who needed the missing/stolen items for the next day's showcase got furious and filed several reports on Lohan. But guess what? She never pick up calls, never reply to the messages, and remained hidden somewhere in her girlfriend's nest (whose relationship with Lohan was reportedly broken again yesterday).

Well well, look where's Lohan heading.. A deranged woman who drowns her own kid would make a better girlfriend than Lindsay, I say. It's not the first time whereby the expensive items disappeared into thin air along with her, and now.. She did it again, which by left producers, sponsors, her manager into a tight fix. "What should I do about this bad girl?"

Psst: I actually adore the hair~Hahahaaaaa..


To be continued guys.. Stay tune for more Lohan delicious news!

The very recent photos!

Ever wonder what life's like behind the stage? How was it like hyper ventilating if the models wearing your clothes might trip and fall off their heels? Well, some televisions wouldn't show you that would they. And so, that's my job, to ruin your little fantasy!!!




Oh my gawd, my heart! HEART-ATTACK!!
And this is like the treat after slapping you right in the face.



:D delicious!

I know that recently in the english music industry, a seed was planted and the plant grew into something alien-like, something off-planet. Due to the admiration of several teens who goes like "AWESOME, IS THAT THE NEW FASHION STATEMENT?!" this odd plant grew bigger, and eventually Ga Ga.
Now, you who are reading this must be thinking "I know who the fuck you're talking about already" I know, so let's watch as this plant wore a new odd barrier on her head.



Some would say Lady Gaga is already off-the-planet, but in this "orbital hat" by London milliner NASIR MAZHAR, she looks closer to that than ever before. The singer made an appearance on Ellen DeGeneres' US chat show where she almost took the hostess out when she leaned in to greet her and then went on to explain it was a barrier - "my GaGa barrier". Erm, oooo~kay then... Kewl~
Oh shiat, I think I just saw a spaceship spiraling in the sky! It must be GAGA (I don't mean to be rude.. But Gaga sounds like ... monster in my cheena dictionary). She had an exclusive showcase yesterday I think.. *ponders* WITH HER DISCO STICK! I wonder how it's like *ponders more* Can somebody tell me how was it like? Anyways, I did my usual routine checking up on some of my infamous celebrities on my agenda and found some resemblance in the Oops! I did it again singer and your favorite alien Gaga (it still sounds like monster..) However, talk about sanity wise, Gaga must be one node higher than my head-shaver. YOU WIN THIS TIME, but my head-shaver beat you to craziness!

RESPECT!
Mind you, she has a potential alright. She could shave my kid's head next time when he goes to the army.

OH MY GAWDDDD!! LOOKAT THA FURRY HELMET!! I BET NO ONE BLINKED OR PICKED THEIR NOSE WHEN SHE WALKED OUT FROM THE BACK!! I grimaced at it though. 'Cause it's not mine );
If you give me one weird-looking apparel, and as long as it look good (actually I mean rational and not so ridiculous) enough, why not wear it out? It's such a waste.. BUT that's not the point. Oh shiat! I needa hocus focus! I've gotta like.. study later? and I'm here scrolling through the videos? and feeling extremely delicious now? OOh shiat! I`M DOING IT AGAIN!!

" Furry helmets aren't something you see on the catwalks every day, but if you're seeing these at a Karl Lagerfeld-designed collection, then I imagine no one batted an eyelid. He also sent out iPod-holding gloves (the most perfect product iPod-loving, glove-wearing Mr Lagerfeld has ever designed, no?) and draping chains on bags and belts."