Oh my gawd. This is legal? You know I've seen female artistes going nude on magazine cover, or maybe Beckham with only an underwear with a bulge pressing against the thin fabric revealing his riped manhood (what the hell am I typing about).. Everything's FINE, CHRISTIANO RONALDO, DAVID BECKHAM, HUGH JACKMAN (drools), BRAD PITT (the one I loathe), TOM CRUISE (oh god, the science again) OR MAYBE LITTLE MADDOX! OR BABY JESUS (Madonna's new Squeeze) ! WHATEVER!!!!!! BUT ANOTHER ELTON JOHN WANNABE?! YOU'RE MAKING GOD WEEP! First Adam Lambert decided to disclose his gayhood, his obsession for pricks, then now this wannabe decides to appear outta nowhere? Don't mean to be rude man.. But you're killing originality and excitment~
Sacha Baron Cohen as his gay Austrian TV reporter Bruno does GQ's first nude cover. Images by Mark Seliger. More at GQ.

Here are the samples of the meant-to-offend Bruno messages, or... harassing questions, if you ask me. hehe

Dear Brüno,
Is it okay to “manscape” down there?
It’s more zan okay; it is most essential. Be careful if you do it yourself, though—yesterday ich tried to self-wax mein arschenhaller und glued meinself to ze bed. Manscaping ist important, but not as crucial as getting regular anal bleaching. If Brüno didn’t get his schmutziger arschenhaller bleached twice a month, his shtinker vould resemble Dizzy Gillespie during a trumpet solo. In Austria anal bleaching ist considered so important zat it’s paid for by ze state. In fact, you cannot run for office if you don’t have a vhite arschwitz. Indeed, ex-chancellor Kurt Waldheim vas elected on ze back of a prishtine anus. Zere are added benefits to getting ze bleaching—on my last session, mein beautician, Klaus, found ze long-lost head of a David Beckham action figure up zere.

Dear Brüno,
If forced to choose: Dolce or Gabbana?
Gabbana. Dolce is bald, so zere’s no hair to grab hold of.

Dear Brüno,
How would you define “Obama style”?
Firstly, ich vant to say zat I find Obama an inspiration—it gives me great hope zat, after years of struggle, someone can at last get to ze White House, despite being incredibly hot. On ze other hand, it’s slightly disappointing that he needed zat beard, Michelle, to help him—but vone shtep at a time. In terms of his style, he perfectly bridges Serious und Sexy...Oval Office und Oval Orifice.

Dear Brüno,
What do you sleep in?
In reality, ich sleep in a seaweed body wrap under a Zac Posen Navy-Cut Nightshirt. In mein dreams, ich sleep naked in a giant reed basket drifting slowly down ze Nile, cradled in ze arms of Daniel Radcliffe.Dear Brüno,
The United States military is constantly trying to update its battle gear in the field. Are there ways you would modify the current uniform?
In mein country it’s verboten for ze soldiers to shtup each other—as ein result, to keep ze cravings at bay, over 80 percent of ze Austrian army vear Dickorette patches as part of zeir uniform. Army uniforms have to change; camo zese days ist ein total nicht nicht. I mean come on, it hasn’t been on ze runvays for over fourteen seasons now! For spring-summer 2010, ich vould put ze U.S. Army in bright pastels und slogan T-shirts, stuff like “Soldier Boy” or “Shoot Me from Behind.”

You know, I really dislike writing stuffs like this, or see Celebrities being too fine with whatever. But I figured, entertainment. *drop shoulder* It's just like Hard Gay (oh my gawd, I love this guy) , doing all the thrusting moves on men but honestly.. He's not gay. Now I may have seen this guy somewhere before, and he kind of remind me of Ben Stiller(BUILD WISE!) but I don't really know anything about this guy. He's like some recent thing Australians seem to be proud of. Hallejulah!

More to come from this guy I guess. Well, we'll see each other pretty soon!